theyellowbrickroad:

i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them

(via bbypotato)

jesusinc:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck

(via mysticxwolf)

double major in overthinking and worry, minor in night crying 

(Source: giliananderson, via shelikestheboysintheband)

"Marry a guy who is as smart as you and will challenge you. And can make you laugh. That is the most important."
"Sometimes you need to burn bridges to stop yourself from crossing them again."

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via pizza)

princissy:

You cant date me or kiss me or look at me until you fully understand that I am entirely psychotic and will probably ruin your life

(Source: girlspice, via adoribis)

dampsandwich:

pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate

(via adoribis)

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via alltimejackalow)